I know, I know, you're probably thinking "Hey, if this woman actually sat down and did a serious painting of this crazy horn and then went to the trouble of gold-leafing it, she definitely has WAY TOO MUCH TIME on her hands..." But this is not just any horn - it's a 14 kt gold charm that we clipped on to Gooey's collar after discovering his vocal talents. After all, any cat who can sing like Billie Holiday deserves his own megaphone.

This horn is Gooey's pride and joy, and he puffs out his chest, proudly displaying it to everyone he meets. His voice has improved tremendously since receiving the gift of The Horn. He now lives for the limelight, reveling in the applause and adulation of his multitudinous fans.